As a kid I used to say (I have no idea why, maybe I had a premonition) that if I had breast cancer, I’d go flat and walk around topless doing my yard work and such. At least for a summer to enjoy the freedom. Maybe I was a nudest in a former life? 🤷🏻♀️
However, when faced with this decision at first as a grown up, my gut reaction was to preserve my “woman appearance” with implants. When that backfired and I decided to go flat, they had to take my nipples to ensure a flat smooth surface (my number one goal). So second chances were born to go topless!
Where as I am not yet strutting my stuff around my front yard, in my garden or at a beach (but, give that one some time because I’m there), I am leaning more and more to the “fuck it” mentality. Honestly, if we didn’t live on a busy street a mile from a high school, I’d probably already be there, but the last thing I need is to make the neighborhood watch facebook page. 🤣
What I have taken too, is sun tanning topless. It’s in the corner of my yard and I figure (or hope) that the people driving by can’t quite see it enough as they speed by to snap a pic and post me, for public shaming. I can tell you it is freeing! I totally get the topless beaches of Europe.
There are so many benefits to being flat and not having nipples. I might as well take advantage. Besides tanning topless, the next best thing is backless tops and no cold/hard nipples. I have a back tattoo between my shoulder blades and a sports bra totally ruins it’s beauty. As a runner there are no chapped nipples or chaffing from a bra under the arms; no need to find the perfect bra that holds your boobs in place to prevent too much bounce. Win, win, win!
As a total side note: did you know that apparently all you need to “not” have, to go topless as a female on the internet are nipples?! I guess that is all they really care about. So even if I still had breast tissue, it wouldn’t matter, because “no nipples” baby.
So keep an eye out for a topless Keagan from time to time. Cause I’m gonna break the internet this this flat body! 🤣 Kidding, not kidding.
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